Atchison World Enterprises

Atchison World Enterprises is the name of my business and also the name of my websites, well two of the anyway. They are both being worked on a little everyday and should be online and ready for business no later than June 15th. 2007... if not sooner.

The sites will be here and here, bookmark them and check on them next month, feedback by may 15th would be nice.

I don't like long post so I'm going to end this one with a joke...

Newly issued alcohol warnings:

The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.

1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.

2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you

4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.

6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.

7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.

Source: http://www.ahajokes.com